having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
fuck this post I didn’t mind seaweed until I read it
"I’m amazed at how a lot of people have come up to me and said, ‘That’s about time that happened,’ and I’m trying to figure out - because we never really set anything up. It just kind of happened." - Matthew Perry on fans’ reaction to Chandler and Monica getting together in London
I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I.